Sunday Morning Shave

You’re A Redneck If… – You’re a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out…

Little Johnny Gives to the Sick – Little Johnny was in church with him mom…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise…

Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…

Blonde Half-Wit – What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

Classic Booty Call… Broom – You must be a broom, because you just swept me…