Substituting Rats for Lawyers – Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? Three reasons: 1. There are more lawers then rats. 2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them. 3. There are some things a rat will not do.
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Substituting Rats for Lawyers
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