Stupid Narcissist

How do you spell Canada? – How do you spell Canada? *C-EH N-EH D-EH

Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!

Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…

Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?

Blonde – Contractor – There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Illegitimate – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told everyone…