Sharper Than a Ginsu

Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!

Scientist Booty Call… DNA – Want to go back to my place and exchange some…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… X-Files – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore an…

Astronaut Booty Call… Your Moon – I’ve never been to a moon like yours!

Men and Lava Lamps – Q: How are men like lava lamps?A: They’re fun to…

Birdbrain – In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W.…