Self-Identifiers – Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."Another guy asks, "What’s that?"The first guy says, "I am a Single, New Age Guy."Another guy says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK."A lady asks, "What’s that?"He says, "Double Income, No Kids."The lady says, "That’s nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."Larry asks, "A WIFE?"Gertrude says, "Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
