Safety Curls

Roses are red are a rose are a rose – Roses are red Violets are…

Birdman – Little girl: "Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’" Mother: "Because he…

Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…

Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets…

Flight Attendant’s Vagina – Q: What do you call a flight attendant’s vagina?A: A cockpit.