Roman Warrior

Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…

Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

Poor Hearing – An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don’t think…

Incredible Confession – An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have…

Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…

Piercing a Pirate – Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his…