Rhoids

First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…

Jock Booty Call… Penalty – I’m going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for…

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Onions – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Big Family – After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dollar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on…

Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.