Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton – Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but only one can get into the pearly gates.St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a douche bottle and douches herself.St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest.St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly. When Dolly asks St. Peter why Elizabeth was let in, Peter replies, "A royal flush beats a wild pair."
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
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