Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message – A punk rocker with acute appendicitis needs immediate surgery.As the nurse preps the punk rocker, she finds that her pubic hair is dyed green with a tattoo above, reading "Keep off the grass."After the operation, the punk rocker wakes up to find a small note taped to her belly: "Sorry — had to mow the lawn."
Thursday, February 6
Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message
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