Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Friday, December 12
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts
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