Pirate Booty Call… Sailing

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High Dive – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…

It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…

Corporate Booty Call… Takeaway – My takeaway from our last meeting was massive.

Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…

Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room – A man staggers into an emergency room with…

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Onions – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.