Pirate Booty Call… Hands

500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom…

Jock Booty Call… Bin – Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin.…

Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Jumpstart – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her dildo came…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs six…

Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A:…