Penis’s Demands – The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: –has to work hard; –has to work at great depths –has to work upside down –has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work –has to work in a high humidity environment –has to work at high temperatures –does not get weekends and holidays off –does not get time off after extra hours of work –has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness. Request denied for the following reasons: - does not work 8 hours in a row - does not answer immediately to all requests - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work - shows no fidelity to the workplace - retires too early - does not work at all unless pushed from behind - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work - sometimes leaves work too early.
