Penis Requests a Raise – I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don’t get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You’ll retire well before reaching 65 You’re unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day’s work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management
Thursday, February 6
Penis Requests a Raise
Dirty Jokes
2 Mins Read
Tag cloud
putin
mailman
mailbox joke
baby doll
first job
cats
Childbirth simulator
elderly men
dogs
Opinion
insults
Country Marriage
Just In
Chief Samurai
genie
food
Car Jokes
blonde jokes
Science
Economy
Yo mama so ugly
postman's last day
funny jokes
Picks
Cross the Road
Types of sex
Something Funny
animal jokes
ass jokes
stoner
Lawyer Jokes
irish
flight for Toronto
Yo' Mama
politics
flat tire
police
Celebrity
travel jokes
Doctor Jokes
cat scan
work jokes
More Jokes
Contractor Booty Call… Hard Hat – I always wear my hard hat, baby.
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they…
Handy Blondy – Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling…
Viking Booty Call… Pillaging – Normally I’d be raping and pillaging, but you make me…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
Siamese Twins – Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England? A: So the…
Subscribe to Updates
Get the latest creative Jokes from jokesaz.com about doctors, lawyers and politics.
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.