One-Legged People

Blondes Are Whores, Apparently – What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill…

Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.

Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…

Blonde, Brunette, Blonde – What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.

Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!