My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth. Eventually, he and another man got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog. The man said, "Let’s have a fight out back.” ”Okay” said the other. When they got their dogs, one man opened a case and brought out a 12 inch long yellow dog. That dog proceeded to kill every other dog in town. When one man asked, ”Where did you get that dog?” the man said, ”Well, before I cut its tail off and painted it yellow, it was an alligator."
