Mushroom into Bar – A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, ”I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve your kind here.” The mushroom sits back and asks ,”Why not? I’m a fun guy (fungi)!
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