Midgets Rock Las Vegas – Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers and take ’em out for a night on the town. After cocktails and gambling, they all head back to their hotel room at the MGM Grand. However, the night doesn’t quite turn out as planned. Since he’s had too much to drink, one of the midgets can’t get it up at all, and, to make matters worse, he has to listen to the other one say "1, 2, 3, huh," over and over again, all night. The next morning, the first midget is complaining. "Man, did that suck. I was soft all night." "You think that’s bad," said the other midget. "I couldn’t even get onto the bed."
Tuesday, February 11
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