Malcolm in the Puddle

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Onions – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Classic Booty Call… Jaw – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…

Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…

Of Hoses and Blondes – What do you call a blonde that can suck a…

A Little Takeout Humor – What did the gay man say in the Chinese restaurant?…

Rubbing Riddle – Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance…