Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where’s the p? Malcolm: Miss, it’s running down my leg!
Tuesday, January 21
Malcolm in the Puddle
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