Libraries Are Sexy

The Butcher’s Wife – Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?A: Meet Patty.

Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

Coma – Mr. Smith’s wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cartwheel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Halloween – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mooning – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she looked out…