Learn to speak Chinese – Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high – No Bai Dam Thing Did you go to the beach – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone. – No Pah King You are not very bright – Yu So Dum I got this for free – Ai No Pei I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi? Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao? Our meeting was scheduled for next week – Wai Yu Kum Nao They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight – Lei Lo He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
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