Late Cannibal

Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…

Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.

Little Johnny… The Mouse – Little Johnny walks into his dad’s bedroom and sees him…

Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Blonde Car Hijinx! – What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!

Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go back to my place and…