Knock, Knock… Arthur

Gay Irishmen – Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick…

Bush’s Advisors – G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she rubs…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Quarter – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits…

The Rooster and the Donkey – Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off,…

Frog With Special Diet – One night a man walked into a bar with a…