Kid and Animals – There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ”It has a long neck.” One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ”This animal has stripes.” "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ”what does your mother call your father?” Suddenly one child got up and answered ”HORNY BASTARD!”
Saturday, February 8
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