Kansas Wizard – A toad with a yellow penis wants to fit in with the other toads in the neighborhood, so he decides to see the local wizard."You’ll have to go to the wizard in Kansas, because I can’t help you," says the wizard.The next day, an elephant comes in with a pink penis and asks the the wizard to make it gray.Once again, the wizard says, "You’ll have to go to the wizard in Kansas.""How do I get there?""Oh, it’s easy — just follow the yellow-d**ked toad."
