It Ain’t Margarita

Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

Man of the House – A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The…

Yo Mama… Christmas Corner – Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was…

Big Family – After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military…

Dental Floss – Q: What’s organic dental floss? A: Pubic hair.

Superhero Booty Call… Powers – My powers include talking to fish and super-lovemaking. Not necessarily…