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Flying Condom – Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off!

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Monica’s Cheeks – Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky’s cheeks so puffy?A: She’s withholding evidence.

Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…