Incontinent Vegetarian

Walks Into a Bar… Got Grapes? – A duck walks into a bar and asks,…

I’ll Give You An Appointment – A man asked his wife if it was, perhaps,…

Gas Grill – A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working…

Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…

Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?

Porsche and Hedgehog – What’s the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog…