Go Fish – Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked back. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette. "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked again. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?" Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I’m big enough." Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go f**k yourself, these are my cookies"
