Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired of her husband’s morning flatulence. She warns him that he’ll fart his guts out.One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence.The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
