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Yo mama’s So Old…Social Security – Yo’ mama so old, her social security number is…

Women’s Tiny Feet – Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer…

Jackass – Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic? A. Show me…

Hole in the Wall – A man took a poop in a gas station and…

Birdman – Little girl: "Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’" Mother: "Because he…

Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…