Elephant Physiology

Indecent Exposure – A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing…

Pancakes – Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do…

John McCain’s Band – Q: What is John McCain’s favorite band?A: Limp Bizkit.

Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"

The Jewish Vote – I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for…

Sex Sandals – A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around…