Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."The whore looks up and says, "That’s what the last guy said!"
Friday, May 23
Eating Out
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