Double Parked Frog

Contractor Booty Call… Nail Gun – I’ve got a state-of-the-art nail gun.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hippos – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the hippos at…

Rooster and Owl – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Clippers Game – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went…

Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!

Astronaut Booty Call… Rover – I have a rover that would like to investigate your…