Designated drunkard

Classic Booty Call… Sweet – Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?

Backdoor Booty Call… Push In – May I push in your stool?

FedEx UPS Merger – Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger? The new company’s gonna…

Particularly Nasty Weather – Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette…

Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…

Hop on Pop – Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?""I…