Country Party – A city guy buys a ranch. He sits on the porch of his new house taking in the fresh country air when a dusty truck pulls up."Howdy, neighbor!" calls the man in the truck. " I came to invite you to a little Welcome to the Neighborhood party at my place tonight. ""Well, that’s mighty fine of you," the city guy replies."It’s going to be great," the neighbor adds. "There’s gonna be eatin’, drinkin’, fightin’, and f**kin’!""Sounds great," the city guy replies. "What should I wear?""Aww, it don’t matter," the neighbor says. "It’s just gonna be you and me!"
Tuesday, February 11
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