Computer + Prostitute

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Barbeque Sauce – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats…

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Onions – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

80s Booty Call… Tape – Can I put my tape in your Betamax?

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl…

The Blonde and the Jumper – A blonde and a redhead met in a bar…

Blonde at the UN – Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered…