Clown Booty Call… Poodles

Geek Booty Call… Form – Your form is more arousing to me than that of…

Geek Booty Call… Place – Your place or my parents’ basement?

Geek Booty Call… Droid – Are you the droid I’m looking for?

Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.

Penis’s Demands – The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:…

Golf Love Poem – I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than…