Bloody Mary

Eating Right – A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear…

Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Spit – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Walks Into a Bar… Talking Dog – A dog walks into a bar and hops…

Knock, Knock – Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go Beep Beep!

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Birth Certificate – Yo’ Mama is so old, her birth…