Blonde’s Favorite Nursery Rhyme

Elephant Physiology – Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches isn’t enough!

Pirate Booty Call… Mainsail – Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

Megastore, Megasale – The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman.…

Michael Jackson vs. McDonalds – What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common? They…

Zombie Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…

Lincoln Booty Call… Title – You know, they also used to call me "The Great…