Blonde Submarine

18-legged Fly Catcher – What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.

Blonde Lesbian – Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs…

The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…

Trade Talks – One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Maximum Occupancy – Yo’ Mama is so fat, local night…

Priest’s First Mass – A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he…