Blonde Bird

Australian Kiss – What’s an Australian kiss? It’s a French kiss down under.

90s Booty Call… Mosh Pit – You just dove from the stage of my dreams…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Hydrants – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it takes her…

Two blondes are shopping at the mall… – Two blondes are shopping at the mall.…

Medieval Booty Call… Bodkin – Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I…

Hipster Booty Call… Matching – That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.