Backwoods High Tech – Backup – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. Bug – The reason you give for calling in sick. Byte – What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro. Chip – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. Terminal – Time to call the undertaker. Crash – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited. Digital – The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette – Female Disco dancer. Fax – What you lie about to the IRS. Hacker – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. Hardcopy – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet – Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food. Megahertz – How your head feels after 17 beers. Modem – What you do when the grass gets too high. Mouse Pad – Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network – Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line. ROM – Where the pope lives. Screen – Keeps mosquitoes off the porch. Serial Port – A red wine you drink with breakfast. Superconductor – Amtrak’s Employee of the year. SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) – What you call your week-old underwear.
