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The Ant – Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because…

Helen Keller’s Broken Arm – How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read…

Got Bath? – A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so…

Little Johnny… Make a Sentence – Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence…

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sour Cream – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mattress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a…