Astronaut Booty Call… Docking

Tomato in Training – Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier…

Pharmacist Booty Call… Prescription – Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…

Lincoln Booty Call… Hat – Can I leave my hat on?

Heffahump – How do you stop a dog who’s humping your leg? Whack him off!

Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French – Americans hate France. You don’t know French…