He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.”
The bartender says, “I’m sorry for your loss.”
The man says, Aye, bless ‘er heart, she thinks I’m digging a swimming pool.”
Sunday, November 9
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