Alien Booty Call… Tongues

The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…

Duck at the Pharmacy – A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a…

Cab Driver Goes to Heaven – A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter…

Keira Knightley Doesn’t Exist – Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn’t exist?A:…

Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate – The Dove Bar’s like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on…

The Christmas Parrot – A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping,…