Alien Booty Call… Planet

Little Johnny… Mortgage – Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his…

Hipster Booty Call… Tattoo – Can you help me pick out a design for my…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Army – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she joined the…

Booger Pick-up Line – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.

“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then,…