A Lawyer and A Politician

Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while…

Yo Mama… B#$%* – Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.

Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…

Redneck Visitor? – How do you know if a redneck has been in your house?…

Stoned Drunk – How does one become stoned drunk? Drink wet cement.

Nursing Home – Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to…